Hello Everyone!
Woah just got back from Tuesday group, so thought I'd share with you guys how Tuesday group has been for me so far. I've only been to 2 sessions, the first one was a talk on Our Father's love, and today was on testimonies. For me the greatest gain is not one of tangible nature, but rather of spiritual self worth. Personally, the sense of peace i get everytime i leave Tuesday group is overwhelming. And yes the speaker/s are pretty engaging, so don't worry you won't fall asleep. heh. Perhaps if you guys are free the next time, do drop by. It's really beneficial.
Anyway the real point of this entry is 'ARE WE MEETING THIS FRIDAY LYNETTE?' Haha, yup to celebrate your birthday! Do update and keep us posted k...
Here's something to put a smile on your face, got it via email and i thought it was super hilarious...
Dear Husband,
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love meanymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
Signed Your Ex-Wife
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your brother and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Wife:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee be cause the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed
Rich as Hell and Free
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother, was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
God Bless!
Russ :)
Woah just got back from Tuesday group, so thought I'd share with you guys how Tuesday group has been for me so far. I've only been to 2 sessions, the first one was a talk on Our Father's love, and today was on testimonies. For me the greatest gain is not one of tangible nature, but rather of spiritual self worth. Personally, the sense of peace i get everytime i leave Tuesday group is overwhelming. And yes the speaker/s are pretty engaging, so don't worry you won't fall asleep. heh. Perhaps if you guys are free the next time, do drop by. It's really beneficial.
Anyway the real point of this entry is 'ARE WE MEETING THIS FRIDAY LYNETTE?' Haha, yup to celebrate your birthday! Do update and keep us posted k...
Here's something to put a smile on your face, got it via email and i thought it was super hilarious...
Dear Husband,
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love meanymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
Signed Your Ex-Wife
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your brother and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Wife:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee be cause the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed
Rich as Hell and Free
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother, was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
God Bless!
Russ :)
posted by van @ 12:20 AM
1 Comments:
At 12:16 AM,
angele said…
that joke was hilarious! haha.
thanks for making my day, stressed as hell from all the assignments and work from school.. :)
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